Tuesday, May 29, 2007

That lady is messing with me

I wasn't let out at the appointed time today. AGAIN! That lady (my owner) will NOT stick to a coherent schedule. It's really rather ridiculous. She's always coming and going and screwing up the routine that anyone else with a smidgen of common sense would instinctively understand. I've tried explaining the routine to her (as far as you can communicate with these cretins) but she doesn't get it.

And it's so very simple... 1. get up, 2. eat, 3. go outside, 4. nap. I can't understand why this is so difficult for her to learn.

I blame it on a shoddy upbringing.

Anyway, I didn't get to go out until the afternoon and by that time it was hot and all the squirrels were gone. I don't understand why I must suffer this way.

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