You will obey our every command.

That lady is messing with me

I wasn't let out at the appointed time today. AGAIN! That lady (my owner) will NOT stick to a coherent schedule. It's really rather ridiculous. She's always coming and going and screwing up the routine that anyone else with a smidgen of common sense would instinctively understand. I've tried explaining the routine to her (as far as you can communicate with these cretins) but she doesn't get it.

And it's so very simple... 1. get up, 2. eat, 3. go outside, 4. nap. I can't understand why this is so difficult for her to learn.

I blame it on a shoddy upbringing.

Anyway, I didn't get to go out until the afternoon and by that time it was hot and all the squirrels were gone. I don't understand why I must suffer this way.

This is it.

I've finally got my own blog. My so-called "owner" kept kicking me off her computer every time I tried to post. Bitch. The stupid cow thought I was napping. She obviously doesn't recognize creative genius at work.

Personally, I don't think she can stand competition, that one. (Like I'd want to "guest post" on her blog anyway!)


No one holds me back.