This is Jake

He's my muscle. He's the not the brightest tool in the shed but he's good for enforcement. And he's always up for an adventure. As long as I speak slowly and with small words.

Poor dumb lub. He is a good cuddler, though.

Now listen... here's how you flip the latch...

Finally, some peace

This week has been absolutely frantic! It's been nothing but squirrel tauntings, That Lady continuously wrecking my schedule, and dealing with undesirables coming into the house. (I know she calls them her "friends" but honestly, I've never seen such riff-raff in all my life.) I've finally gotten a minute to myself for a well-deserved rest.

Oh, and I'd like to give a shout out to My Guy (not to be confused with That Lady). I'm fairly certain today is a holiday of some kind, and since it seems to be one all about celebrating him, My fabulous Guy and master of all things cuddles, I most heartily concur.

Now don't disturb me until dinner's ready.

Suckered by string.

Again! I should know better, but then her thread-dangling skills let her worm back into my good graces.

I will fall for her nefarious trickery no more!

(If my eyes were laser beams you'd be dead now.)